just a selkie in the sea

(I also go by Liz)

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bcj
@bcj asked:

A wizard has granted you limited Disney Princess powers. What woodland animal can you now call to you by singing?

there are like twelve monkey's paw reasons this could go badly so we're just going to do some preemptive "they can't get hurt by leaving their usual habitats", "they can't/won't hurt me when they come", "area of effect of the song is relative to travel speed of the organisms" type stuff. ideally, following Disney Princess logic, I would also be able to communicate with them. now that that's out of the way, here's my proposed ranking:

  1. gastropod molluscs. yes I would like to hang out with the slugs and snails and hear what's good down there
  2. amphibians. I want to hear what's up with the frogs and salamanders and newts. I bet they've got cool stuff to tell me
  3. bats. obviously. also, I really want to pet them
  4. songbirds. they eat a lot of bugs and get everywhere, I bet they've got all the good news

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