pros of short shorts: I get to respectfully and/or disrespectfully gaze at luscious thighs
cons of short shorts: said luscious thighs get super chafed. they do not deserve this 
- she/her
- seaslug.garden/
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in reply to @JhoiraArtificer's post:
body glide. looks like a deo stick, goes on clear, stops chafing. i use it for raves that go until dawn, it absolutely works.
to be clear if you’re sweating it must be reapplied but it’s super worth carrying in a bag when the outfit calls for it
also gonna look into getting some of this magical substance. also also, I love your name.