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We offer the finest tools for business workflow optimisation and employee effecionalisation (shift left) in the managerial functional suite. The pricing is very simple with the basic model being $22/mo the high cool model being $44/mo and of course enterprise (contact a sales representative)
Here at SuiteTools5000Manager we offer different licencing models split between the various functionalities of our business workflow optimisation and employee effecionalisation managerial functional suite.
You can buy Dingo Bingo Points by the million which is used up per account connectionalisation handshake (it does this 22 000 times per day for some godforsaken reason).
There are also Cloud Mamma Mia Units which is used when you have our SaaS solution running in Haaaaaaaaaheeeeeeee. Sucking cocks will cost 0.10 Cloud Mamma Mia Units, but sucking your own cock will cost 1.5 Cloud Mamma Mia Units.
Finally we have AI. AI cost AI. AI cost AI. AI cost AI. 50000 dollars please.
Of course, we have unified our various enterprise licencing units into one universal licence which you can now buy called business workflow optimisation and employee effecionalisation managerial functional suite platform points (also known as BWOEEMFSPP)
You will be alerted when you have used up 99% of your BWOEEMFSPP when you purchase our business workflow optimisation and employee effecionalisation managerial functional suite platform monitoring application SaaSy SaaS SaaS for just one million dollars.
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