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Was doing a little thought experiment thinking about the most optimal opening hand I could get in my commander deck, and came to the conclusion that if the stars align I could POTENTIALLY win the game on turn 2 assuming there was no interaction.

The hand would be:
Command Tower
Sol Ring (God I hate this card)
Arcane Signet
Mountain (Or any other untapped red source)
Goldspan Dragon
Crown of Flame
Grapeshot

Pretty simple but seeing as I didn't realize until much later that Goldspan and Crown create infinite storm count I think it's neat. Just do the standard turn 1 land, sol ring, signet. Turn 2 play second red land, cast goldspan dragon, attack and get 1 treasure that sacs for 2 mana, sac treasure to play crown of flame for 1 mana (which gets us another 2 mana treasure for each cast), return crown to hand with the 2nd floating mana, loop until lethal storm count, cast crown to get 1 last treasure, crack that treasure to cast grapeshot for game!

It's funny cause when I was first thinking of the perfect hand I didnt even consider most of this, it was more of a single player KO on turn 3 with my commander but this is pretty cool, though I do hate sol ring for making things like this possible. Kinda cool though since this isn't like cEDH or anything, but obviously the stars have to align for this to ever happen.

This was kinda based on that shuffle up and play episode where they got to choose their starting hands, though I'd like to hear other peoples optimal hands if they want, it's a fun way to gush about your deck!


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