If you pet me I will fall asleep under your desk, this is in the fine print of the contract

I'm just trying to vibe and crush capitalism
25+
🔞No minors please, there's a lotta spice in this kitchen!🔞
Nottting paid enough to be straight
I don't believe in humble
Trans Rights, ACAB, BLM, Eat the Rich, Land Back, Free Palestine, Fuck Capitalism
I wanna talk to people so comment and send me asks and stuff or I send THE GOONS!!!
If you pet me I will fall asleep under your desk, this is in the fine print of the contract