like i know if you know the lore or whatever and how jerkcity actually got made and blah blah that he was probably always a huge piece of shit blah blah like i know jerkcity has a History
but if i went from "the guy who posts the penis comic online" to "middle management motivational speaker who worked at palantir and posts the most boring things on all of twitter"? kill me. literally kill me before that happens. shoot me in the fucking head with a gun. genuinely put me out of my misery for the love of god
