rules:
- can't just be metacomedy, has to be tragic metacomedy about narrative and existence
- have to choose at least 2 minor characters who don't show up enough to have a Real Plot but do show up enough to go "oh those guys
- this springs fully formed in exactly the way you imagined it; go simply off of what vibes you think would work best and you'd most want to see
- the more interesting the pitch the better
