ranking every touhou girl by, if they were to suddenly find a 3 year old human on their doorstep and half to take care of the, how long the 3 year old would last without dying

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ranking every touhou girl by, if they were to suddenly find a 3 year old human on their doorstep and half to take care of the, how long the 3 year old would last without dying
How many would eat the baby?
How many would spend several months caring for the baby in order to make it worth eating?