ranking every touhou girl by, if they were to suddenly find a 3 year old human on their doorstep and half to take care of the, how long the 3 year old would last without dying
okay so
- reimu: the kid is fine. reimu's got enough protective instincts, knows just enough about how to not be a shitty parent, and also has people like kasen around to force her to be a better mom. she hates it, but the kid lives and has a wonderful childhood
- marisa: ...depends. like, her house is a mess and full of dangerous chemicals. she WANTS to be a good mom, and if someone can hammer into her "hey this isn't safe" she'd do it. i think the kid gets in a dangerous accident, survives, and then she shapes up a bit.
Imagine all her infinite jealousy in the form of a housewife who absolutely despises every other mom at her child's school. Her kid comes in second place at the spelling bee and she immediately plots to RUIN that other child's LIFE their trophy is bigger it should be hers why are they better then her she'll KILL THEM (by making a jello salad so nice it'll make them DIE out of AWE)
She'd be the worst person imaginable it's so funny to me