
Hi i'm Junebug, the bug from online. I'm very cool and everyone who has ever met me loves me.
zun draws a lot of girls looking kinda similar, so it's up to us to figure out what they actually look like. Thus I ask:
Who's the buffest touhou?
Hoshiguma: Obviously huge as hell. she drinks alcohol all day, might have like "massive trucker/strongest man competition" vibes goin on, but either way, buff as hell
Byakuren: i don't care how much you're like "hey Magic enhances your physical, abilities" she's gotta be fucking buff as hell. she's like that one guy from a kung fu movie who's wearing the Buddhist robe mostly to show off his huge six pack
Saki: there's literally no way she's not buff, right? like she fights constantly. anyone enters her field of view and she tries to wrassle them. and usually wins.
Meiling: has "martial artist who has practiced the Form for 500 years" muscles
Momoyo: has "girl who goes outside in the morning and digs a hole all day with a big shovel" muscles