"introduce yourself" is an insane command. translate your existence. explain how my senses are meant to interpret you. tell me what salt tastes like. show me a color i've never seen before.
"i have dogs. i enjoy a football team. i enjoy a food. i enjoy a movie."
"this is kyle, he's malcolm gladwell pilled. this is denise, she's water tok. this is gerish, he hates yellow. this is marsha, she recycles."
