You ever go shopping and a kobold just jumps out of its hiding place in the shelf and bites your arm? No? Well I guess you just aren't kobold enough then? Huh? HUH? GET OVER HERE?! LEMME BITE!! HEY!! BITE!!! BITE!!!

You ever go shopping and a kobold just jumps out of its hiding place in the shelf and bites your arm? No? Well I guess you just aren't kobold enough then? Huh? HUH? GET OVER HERE?! LEMME BITE!! HEY!! BITE!!! BITE!!!