i have an ongoing problem in life which is that i hate going to bed by myself and much prefer to go to bed at the same time as or after my wife, but i also much prefer to wake up first and have about 2 hours in the morning to read and listen to music and drink coffee by myself, but i ALSO have sleepy bitch disease and need at least 9 hours in bed every night
i need to give my wife sleepier bitch disease so that she sleeps for 12 hours. it's the only way