blizzard should just embrace the SFM pornography market and say everyone in overwatch is canonically a pansexual sex maniac.
when the cast of overwatch isn't busy murdering one another they are having depraved furious sex with one another.
neither act brings them any pleasure anymore, but they don't know how to do anything else.
they're so desperate to feel something, anything, again.
they want to die but god won't let them.