capitalists: CEOs earned their positions because they always have the smartest ideas and that's why they deserve fucktillions of money
CEO: creates whatever the fuck this culinary catastrophe is

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capitalists: CEOs earned their positions because they always have the smartest ideas and that's why they deserve fucktillions of money
CEO: creates whatever the fuck this culinary catastrophe is
Schultz replies, “No, no, no, the future of the company today is based on customization, so people are going to add a tablespoon of Partanna extra-virgin olive oil into their drink, I’m sure of it.
this straight up reads like The Onion
The two things I now know about this man are "really really doesn't want anyone unionizing a Starbucks", and this.
You've been missing out if you're not getting your grande caramel peppermint swirl extra greasy
Nobody in has thought of combining the two before so I MUST be onto something
oil is only the beginning, we can't even imagine the things he'll figure out have never been added to coffee
put the thermite down, Mr Schultz! I don't care that it's a new and undiscovered mouthfeel sensation
Who am I? Angel to some. Demon to others. An explorer in the further regions of flavor. [sips]