last night i went to one of the perfectly average, nothing special diners in boston and got one of my favorite things to eat every once in a while: a perfectly down the middle, nothing special caesar salad from a place that clearly doesnt specialize in them. not just diners, but like think about being at an irish pub and seeing something on the menu labeled "celtic caesar salad" that of course is using bog standard from the bottle sysco/CBI/GFS default caesar dressing. There is something so magical about an objectively mediocre caesar salad. once of the world's best foods