Kindly remember: the ridiculous hype that offends so many is not of my making.
Leave it to Data East, when faced with the challenge of renaming their road combat FMV LaserDisc game Road Blaster,1 to land on something exactly as nonsensical as it is monstrously sick
This is probably due to Atari's RoadBlasters existing on every conceivable platform by the time Data East got around to releasing this outside of Japan, but IANADEMAU2
I Am Not A Data East Materials Archivist, Unfortunately
a friend on discord says "this is something Milhouse would play and enter the name 'thrillho' into"
road prosecutor. is it a prosecutor on the road? screeching to a halt in front of courthouses to bring charges? "I'm charging you with driving under the speed limit"
does it prosecute the roads? with the car, presumably? like, does he drive on sketchy asphalt and like...if he slips off the charge succeeds?
does he prosecute on the road? like the judge is sticking his head out of a semi and there's two dueling sports cars behind him making their cases in the language of squealing rubber?
