In the not too distant future
Somewhere in time and space
The evil Dr. Forrester
Not too different from you or me
Pursued by a woman whose name is Pearl
Just another face in a red jumpsuit
Now she's pulling the strings from the old moon base
That's when an evil woman trapped him on the dark side of the moon
We'll send him cheesy movies
The worst ever made (la la la)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
You make lemonade (la la la)
Now keep in mind Mike can't control
When the movies begin or end (la la la)
Because he used those special parts
With the help of his robot friends
Robot Roll Call
Cambot!
Servo!
Tom Servo!
Croooooow!
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts (la la la)
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show
I should really just relax"
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!
