- I hand made you a pie specifically for your birthday
- I happened to hand make a pie, and I'm giving it to you
- I happened to be hand making many pies, and I'm giving you one of them
- I bought you a pie made by someone else who made one pie today
- I bought you a pie made by someone who made many pies today
- I bought you a pie made in a machine
- I paid someone to hand make you a pie
- I paid someone to go get a pie from someone who made one today
- I paid someone to go get a pie from someone who made many pies today
- I paid someone to go use a machine to make you a pie
- I paid many people to make many pies so I could throw out all but the one I liked the best for your gift
- I paid many people to get many pies from other people who made many pies today so I could throw out all but the one I liked the best for your gift
- I paid many people to train a dataset on what the idea of a pie is so that I could pay someone else to use a machine to make you a statistical approximation of a pie
- I hand made you a pie using fruit from my home garden
- I hand made you a pie made entirely of ingredients I grew myself
- I hand made you a pie using ingredients I foraged in the wilderness during the early mornings of your birthday
- I hand made you a pie by mutating and eventually recombining the genetic information of nascent organisms in a form that resembles natural selection over the eons until they eventually emerged into various organisms that could be turned into a pie
- I hand made you a pie from scratch, and so I first invented the universe
- I baked you a pie
