Windows 10 Updates feel like they're babying me with their gently pulsing blue backgrounds and big text. "This might take several minutes :)" shouldve done all this WHILE YOU WERE ON THE UPDATING SCREEN EARLIER DON'T FUCKING FAKE ME OUT ON THE LOGIN PROMPT. "These updates help protect you in an online world :)" yeah no shit i've been using your damn operating systems since i was self-aware I know what an update is and does. "Leave everything to us :) Almost there" youre not fucking telling me what youre doing i am old enough to know what a computer doing something looks like and it isn't this. these screens do not inspire confidence that you're doing anything. just throw me the fucking bare ass windows classic-looking Command Prompt or something i can handle it i know it's buried somewhere in there. fuck even just throwing up the same old Windows Is Loading Something Circle Screen again and giving me another percentage would be just fine that's at least like the indicator that you're doing literally anything
