the fact that lesbians exist is kinda crazy. like, a few thousand years ago people first developed humans, and they were alright. They did their little things, killed other humans, made some god awful power structures, etc. but then a trans woman in 1673 named Kimser Sapphireberg looked at the blueprints from all those years ago, and had a revolutionary thought:
what if the women kissed each other
and with that, she made objectively better humans, and now they're all over the world, smooching each other and holding hands gayly. perfection would come later in 1812 when Ace Chadman invented asexuality by practicing abstinence as an atheist, and suddenly there were sapphics kissing and smooching and having a nice time without sex! it's so inspiring