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Scampir
@Scampir

Elf: I don't think we could make it work. Human men usually get really self-conscious about dating me when they realize they're only going to be with me for a short amount of time relative to my lifetime. It gets bad and I've had a few try to find potions or amulets of immortality and I have to end it there.

Me: Ok but how about a one-decade stand.


AliceOverZero
@AliceOverZero

"Would you still love me even if I was an abomination of nature, forsaken by entropy itself?"


Scampir
@Scampir

if it ends please don't refer to me as your "Lich Ex" just "Ex" is fine.


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