The name chippy chips implies all others kinds of chips lack the quality of chippiness. Chipless chips.

Cave Johnson here, our new food science team has come up with something I think you'll love: Man-Eating Pierogi! Apparently, when you- er, what? Other notecard? I know that, I was just excited about the pierogi. Let's see...

Meanwhile, our boys in the paradox division have created a new diet aid: chipless chips! All of the chip, with none of the chip. Don't ask me how it works, save that for the eggheads. But you can bet it'll be tough to get those calories when your snacks don't have any snacks in 'em!