🐈🐉 flying right up beside an airliner that's being piloted by someone who they know to be a furry just to show that pilot a bit of exposed belly before flying off to somewhere,

Every time we play Helldivers and encounter an unexploded Hellbomb, know if we can't find a use for it, I WILL shoot it the moment I can. It's the law of the jungle, baby.

You wake up in the middle of the night, needing to pee really badly. Slowly and carefully, as to not wake up your friend, you exit your tent and leave for the moonlit woods nearby.

As you find a suitable spot to do your business, you hear a noise nearby. You immediately regret not bringing any light with you but proceed anyway. Just get this over with and return to the tent. It’s probably just the wind.

Having relieved yourself, you hear the noise again. This time, coming from where you came from. You feel a knot form in your chest as you begin slowly walking back towards the camp.