I LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND SAW THE TREES ETC OUTSIDE WRAPPED IN LIGHTS LIKE THEY DO FOR CHRISTMAS
IT IS FUCKING JUNE
THIS BETTER BE FOR SOMETHING ELSE BECAUSE I SWEAR TO FUCKING BAHAMUT
It's not impossible
The Philippines is particularly insane about this kind of thing
I've heard Christmas music in stores in august
i'm admittedly a huge scrooge because by the time the holiday is actually here i'm already extremely sick of it
one time someone setting up decorations in september reacted to my startled look with "hundred days away, it's time"
like, you know 100 days is OVER A QUARTER OF THE ENTIRE YEAR RIGHT
we dont have that here. the nation is almost lost. please i don't think i can hear jingle bells any more times before i SNAP
The War on Christmas thus cannot cease until Christmas ends its illegal occupation of November and returns to the borders agreed upon in the Black Friday Agreements
hello yes what you're experiencing is Christmas-in-July creep

