Did you know it's illegal to say "I wish the shooter was four inches to the right?" That's illegal; it's a federal offense. It's one of the only sentences that you're not allowed to say. Now, it was okay for me to say it right then, because I was just telling you that it's illegal to say... "I really wish that bullet's trajectory was four inches to the right."

I'm not actually saying it, I'm just letting you know that it's illegal to say that. It's kind of like a public service; I'm letting you know so that you don't accidentally go out and say something like that.