KneecapRock

An update I just posted to Patreon regarding my plans for writing a novel and how I'll minimise the risk of failure

deeply underrated moment in the old ff7 translation. yuffie saying "nyuk nyuk nyuk" should be up there with "this guy are sick" and "let's mosey" and "it's cuz of that fuckin' pizza that people underneath are suffering" in terms of beloved lines

I've had two people on different platforms ask me to buy access to my latest story instead of joining my patreon

I... don't understand? like, my lowest tier is $2.50 USD and I explicitly state on all my stuff that it's available for all tiers. is there a perception that to get access, you must permanently subscribe or something?

like, I never expect people to subscribe indefinitely. like, I appreciate it if you do, but all you need to see my latest stuff is subscribe one time. honestly, part of my patreon is dealing with lost patrons and making it an overturn, having new stuff so new people can join to replace (and hopefully exceed) the number of lost patrons

I'm upset, but not at the people who asked this. I'm upset at the idea that there are people who want to buy my stuff, but are under the assumption they need a longer term patreon subscription or something, pushing them away

zaps ourself with both at the same time

ohno I've been scrimblunk'd!!

(ohno I misread that as "zaps yourself", I accidentally scrimblunk'd myself)