Biden saddles Ohio Residents with $20,000 more in student loans.
In an move defended as "It's only fair", the administration has added $20,000 dollars more to each residents student debt. "We can't just go cancelling debts, they have to come from somewhere, and I think it's fair if Ohio shoulders at least some of the cost."
When asked if the money could possibly come from out of the inflated military budget, Biden swiftly rebuked stating that "Money will continue to flow into the military's coffers until I am satisfied that the Swinston St Public Pool is safe from all terrorist threats both foreign and domestic"