Babies: The face has disappeared, the person behind it has gone from this world, consequences from this will be felt for... oh they're back again yay

Adults: This pain from my job is grave, my body cries out in warning before further damage is inflicted, but if I take this pill the pain goes away, and with it all the damage it's warning about.



nicky
@nicky

it would be cool if websites let you be an adult on them. the advertisers and payment processors need everything to be Family Friendly though, and their definitions of family and friendly are absolutely fucked. but since they're in charge of the Internet now, no one is allowed to be an adult. tiktokers say things like "unalive" and "seggs" because they know death and sex are too adult for online. online is for idiot babies only now because they're easier to market to


KorikaAnders
@KorikaAnders

As a kid, I never understood why saying fuck was bad when saying frick was okie dokie. Because they still meant the same thing. I was relieved as an adult to be free from such stupid strictures of language.

Now they continue to follow me but for even stupider words.

I hate it so much