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Kotetsu @Kotetsu11/10/2023, 1:40 AM

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squircular reasoning @spiders11/9/2023, 6:39 PM

completely unhinged diagram from an actual medical journal (???)

i think it's really funny that the only two possible outcomes of this flowchart are "consider drink the disgusting brown sugary Branded Suffering Marketing Fluid regularly" or "get surgery"

Nire Bryce @NireBryce11/9/2023, 6:48 PM

Coca-Cola's pharmaceutical R+D division is getting out of hand

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Pendell @pendell11/9/2023, 7:12 PM

Coco-Cola

@secrets11/9/2023, 7:23 PM

I hear the medical grade Coke still has real sugar in it, tastes totally different

squircular reasoning @spiders11/9/2023, 7:23 PM

i hear they still put the cocaine in the medical stuff

Mr. Encyclopedia @mrencyclopedia11/9/2023, 7:23 PM

I drink Coca-Cola regularly and never suffer from gastric phytobezoars so it makes sense to me.

lea @lea11/10/2023, 1:23 AM

ngl i bring this up every time bezoars are mentioned. my favorite fact

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Cliff 🦖 Pervocracy @pervocracy11/9/2023, 7:14 PM

We also use it to unblock feeding tubes! Although I looked it up and apparently that is no longer recommended for some reason.

Gravity Pike @gravity-pike11/9/2023, 9:40 PM

is it important that it's coke, or would any carbonated beverage work just as well? (is coke more acidic than carbonated water? Mods???)

Nire Bryce @NireBryce11/9/2023, 10:02 PM

its good at dissolving a lot of food type things

Cliff 🦖 Pervocracy @pervocracy11/10/2023, 7:16 AM

Coke has phosphoric acid as an ingredient, so it is more acidic than plain soda water.