Sometimes I tell myself I can still see that place. Cuppy dog city. Puppy dog town. Faint echoes at the end of my mind. Should I have left? Should I have stayed? I'm rotating it in my mind. Puppy dog village. I want to go...
- he/him/they/them
kotetsu // enby // nd // 32
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can't believe i'm out here paying for a website and all they had to do was not be annoying as fuck about monetization. weird. wild
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"hey pay us $5 a month if you like it here maybe idk. thanks anyway"
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i think it's really funny that the only two possible outcomes of this flowchart are "consider drink the disgusting brown sugary Branded Suffering Marketing Fluid regularly" or "get surgery"
Coca-Cola's pharmaceutical R+D division is getting out of hand
girl help im harassing sigma-aldrich