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30s, Gaymer, shitposter, leftist. Probably at least a little NSFW


jaidamack
@jaidamack
StrawberryDaquiri
@StrawberryDaquiri asked:

What if bestfavorites animal Hedgehog?

the hartford is a little guy covered in pointy pointy spikes. pointy boys come in two basic varieties: you've got the active defence style enchiladas, who give you a whack on the snoot with their spikes if you try to eat them, and you got the passive defence hellhounds who just roll in a ball and turn into a jagged metal krusty-o. helpfiles are dressed for a german fairy tale, but got the attitude of a english fairy tale - they're the tea and crumpets kinda chill. would not do well in prison. healthbars are a snuffly sniffler hunter; they got wicked good noses that let them find bugs and stuff to eat. but!! they have super bad eyesight, so like, if you've got a pet handheld you're stuck using the same soap forever otherwise they'll smell you coming and think you're a different person. you don't wanna get bit by a needle-fanged hitchpost!! anyway so that's why holepunch is bestfavourite animal okayBYE


Jessecat
@Jessecat
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