A man walks into center stage, wearing a bright orange puffer jacket
Nygaard:
Folks, its tough to be a Minnesotan.
When you can get so angry, but cussin's verboten!
You think my world's already laid low,
Til you meet a fella, name of Malvo.
Now hear a story 'bout ol' Lester's life.
Learn about how I murdered my wife!
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