Just learned that the British call crossing guards “Lollipop men”, and can I just say: what the fuck.
Imagining a newspaper headline that’s like, “Lollipop man killed in road rage incident” and feeling mildly insane. Deeply unserious country.

Just learned that the British call crossing guards “Lollipop men”, and can I just say: what the fuck.
Imagining a newspaper headline that’s like, “Lollipop man killed in road rage incident” and feeling mildly insane. Deeply unserious country.
‘JOLLY LOLLIPOP MAN KILLED IN ZEBRA CROSSING BY NIC’ED LORRY WAS LOVED BY LOCAL COUNCIL’ they are playing themselves for fools