Just using good old trend projection to figure this one out early, provided this happens at all.
- The show has been "optimized" to fill 4 hours instead of 3 and a half by introducing a hard 5 second limit for acceptance speeches to allow more trailers and anti-vape ads.
- All awards except Game of the Year will be given in the quick list format for further "optimization".
- The middle of the show will be two randomly selected episodes of The Muppets which will differ per viewer by using the latest in ad tracking technology.
- All present are forbidden to mention the World War III going on outside.
- Armed guards are present outside of and throughout the theater to prevent any attempts at making the show more interesting.
- There is now a "best use of AI" category.
- All "best indie game" nominees are published by Nexon or Annapurna.
- GTA VI wins "most anticipated".
- The Last of Us still wins an award even if they didn't release anything that year.