Kylie

elf on the shelf is just weeping angels for kids

Not stealing this one. It's too risque to put on [monetization platform controlled by puritans].

Talking about games sucks because there's like a 70% chance that when you do find someone who plays the same games as you they are going to jump straight to bitching,

"Hey does anyone else like omega strikers"
"Yeah I do, I hate how [extended white noise]"