Willy

Today's CSS crime is Heresy. The now-discredited 15th-century heresy of heliocentrism is being brought up-to-date with ooentomoncentricity, the belief that the universe revolves around eggbug!

^pluto

^neptune

^ur anus

^saturn

^jupiter

^mars

^{starting world}

^venus

^mercury

It seems Safari users will experience a slightly different universe. Technically some parts aren't working, although honestly I think it's also kinda cool.

Shout-out to the following:

• Cohost Plus! for providing custom eggbugs for the planets.
• @staff for supplying the spin animation. Can you believe I've been trying for months to hack together circular motion together out of superimposed bounce animations? It took less than 48 hours with access to spin.
• The word "orrery" for being how it is.
• The big bug, itself for providing light and gravity to the entire universe.