Meet Zelazny. Zelazny is an HP ProLiant DL140, who proudly served the now defunct "freenode" IRC network from at least as early as 2003 to the mid 2010s. He lived at Oregon State University's Open Source Lab in Corvallis, Oregon and was featured for many years as an example server in the manpages for rcirc.
The name "Zelazny" was chosen following freenode's server naming scheme, after author Roger Zelazny. The name Zelazny was in use in 2001 when freenode was called "Open Projects Network", but that name predates the market availability of this hardware.
OSUOSL posted this photo of it, along with "niven.freenode.net" and "kurtz.freenode.net" in August 2011.
I am unsure of the fate of Niven and Kurtz.