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one more cute disaster… it’s hard here in paradise

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cathoderaydude
@cathoderaydude

god I love companies whose products all cost five to seven digits, but only sell about 100 units per year across their entire product line

I was trying to figure out what kind of switcher ESPN would use, and discovered a picture of a control room with a Grass Valley Kayenne, a modular system that can scale to 192 goddamn inputs and 9 M/E units - in other words, it can be 9 video mixers in one trenchcoat

but I look up a sales video of this thing, and while it's shot in a nice clean white room with appropriately photogenic plinths, the presenter (probably Steve, From Sales, picked because he looks the best in a suit) opens the main processor cage while the voiceover describes the redundant power supplies

and the board is bowing, absolutely sagging under the weight of the components. they've clearly massively overloaded it, to the point that the stiffening ridge is bent against its strength plane. i've never seen that, ever. this board must have 4 pounds of shit on it.

and then there's just this stack of serial ports and usb and stuff up front. DON'T LOOK AT THIS DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT WE DEFINITELY DIDN'T JUST COPY AND PASTE AN SOC REFERENCE DESIGN INTO KICAD AND SEND IT OFF TO BE FABBED

you absolutely love to see it. a company with $355 million in revenue, run by six guys who are Good with Computers


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in reply to @cathoderaydude's post:

Is it too heavy? Or did they spec the pcb for exactly the width of the case, and during assembly they realized that the board's mounting rails 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘰?

watching the newer stuff on their youtube channel, yeah it's 6 guys who are Good with Computers.

their latest products seem to really lean in to the "little bastard computer" thing and allow you to even buy your own servers. the whole software stack can run remote, and streams the whole switcher interface as a single 8mbps 1080p stream. it also can run in the cloud just in case you hate the idea of your software being the same next week.

Absolutely none of this surprises me with Grass Valley Group. I remember having PILES of drama with their Gecko Flex platform frames with the backplanes and cards not wanting to line up right because the frame would start to increasingly sag as you populated it.

Selenio frames like to do that too and it's most maddening