everything i do, all of my machinations, it's all in service of being able to someday make the official ice climbers reboot game. i am playing it slow and steady. i will do for nana & popo what sakurai did did for pit & palutena. i will introduce their rivals, the "Mal-Ice Climbers" Tata and Fufu. it will sell 50000000 copies. ice climbers sweep one climbillion dollars.
see this is also in service of me making ice climbers upclimbing. you'll see this and with your simple mind you will think im memeing. you think i dont actually love the ice climbers, or have ideas for belaying mechanics. you think this is a bit. but that's how it starts. you think it's so ironically funny that you keep talking about it and i become the guy who wants to make ice climbers upclimbing. you tell your friends about this funny weirdo online who wants to make ice climbers upclimbing, but like, not really. it's funny because who cares about the ice climbers? in 10 years when you all meme on ice climbers upclimbing so hard that nintendo has no choice but to give me full creative control of the ice climbers, you will know: it's me. i cared about the ice climbers and fuck you for thinking i didn't. i will make you cry about the ice climbers. i will make you feel things about the ice climbers. if only they would simply give me a chance.







