- Crow: Death, or Famine. Or Pestilence, come to think of it. Probably any of the Horseman.
- Raven: Murder, but like, a mysterious one that you have have been called upon to solve.
- Magpie: You have been called upon to solve a mysterious larceny.
- Owl: You have been chosen by the Prophecy and will be visited by a Wizard.
- Dove: You have been chosen by the Prophecy and will be visited by a Fairy Godmother.
- Pigeon: Generally not a prophecy.
- Seagull: If the nearest body of water is Far Away, a sign of the World about to go sideway. If you live in a costal region, probably someone just dropped some french fries nearby.
- Macaw: You are about to go on a wacky, fun-filled, PG-rated adventure.
- Albatross: You know what you did and you know what you deserve.
- Ostrich: Don't ask, just run! There may or may not be a prophecy but the advice is still the same.
- Penguin: You are about to go on a wacky, family-friendly, G-rated adventure.
- Bat: "Bats aren't bugs!!" Nor are they birds.
- Eggbug: You are about to go on a wacky, furry-friendly, unrated adventure.
- Archaeopteryx (natural): Don't step on any butterflies.
- Archaeopteryx (talking): I'll be honest I'm really not sure about this one.
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