guess what fuckers it's

WASH YOUR WATER BOTTLE WEDNESDAY

you use a water bottle, right? hydrate or die straight, of course you do. that thing's got GERMS. and MOLD. especially if you put ANYTHING IN IT THAT ISN'T WATER.

liquidIV? those little hydration tablets? that mio stuff? IT ALL CAUSES MOLD.

wash your damn water bottle.

THAT INCLUDES THE LITTLE CREVICES

YOU'VE GOTTA WASH THE STRAW TOO

it's been said before many times but I do not think it should be left unsaid now that I'm dealing with the problem too: the Nintendo 64 controller is bad, y'all

Its design is absurd and it wears down so quickly 😭

deeply amused zhat over zhe course of zhis entire ill, i sleep many times in bed and nozhing happens, but i take one nap on zhe sofa and suddenly im almost healed

zhe more inconvienient zhe nap location, zhe better it is for you
now wizh scientific proof

So that's why y'all are always sleeping in the middle of hallways or in the machinery, it's good for your health