i see this game in one of the first issues of gameinformer i ever got. like 2012. fast forward a few years and its out on ps4. i buy it and spend MONTHS trying to play the game. i cant figure out how to solve the puzzles and cant really go anywhere so im just fucking walking in circles around the map. later when i get a computer that can run the witness, i buy it AGAIn thinking im smarter. but no. the exact same shit happens. i get stuck in the exact same spot. and im mad because of the dissonance between how cool i thought this game was vs how fucking dog shit it really is. it just looks cool. the ending isnt worth it. if i ever play the game again its gonna be 100% spite, 50% rage, 50% internal fighting to keep calm.
