because like, do u really think laying off people to break up comfortable teams is going to SLOW DOWN union building? do u think breaking highly effective teams and firing their friends INCREASES PRODUCTIVITY? can any of these people DO MATH

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because like, do u really think laying off people to break up comfortable teams is going to SLOW DOWN union building? do u think breaking highly effective teams and firing their friends INCREASES PRODUCTIVITY? can any of these people DO MATH
I've never met a smart business person in my life and I've had to work with alot of them
my man you can't even fizz let alone the rest. get out of here you're fired, we're getting a new consultant.
not only can they not do math, they actively avoid it because if they did math they might accidentally provide quantitative proof of how bad their decisions are
MBAs are trained to salivate when they hear "lowest costs" and "shareholder value"
the secret is that business school is run by consultants, not businessmen