Sorcerers have been whoring it up since the word first appeared in the English language and bards are suddenly the ones who are known for it? We literally exist because our lineage banged dragons how dare you give credit to some pityfuck with a lute?
Ah, but who first banged the dragons? Not a sorcerer, certainly. It must have been some other, more promiscuous class.
You dare come onto my chost and make me read, with my own two eyes, the concept that bards begat sorcerers?
Everyone knows it was a princess who was into some really interesting role play and her draconic lover that had always kindnapped for the random money but now saw a perfect opportunity to get freaky (once she’d consented, obviously).
To think we sprung from the loins of a class that plays Wonderwall in Inns for shame
