"hey man, i gotta go. I have a meeting in the woods"
"in the woods? the fuck are you doing in the woods?"
"I told you, i have a meeting."
"who meets in the fuckin woods?"
"dont worry about it. Gotta go."
"nah man, im coming with you. I got nothin better to do"
"You really dont have to."
"Its been years man, I wanna see what you get up to in your life now"
"ok fine, but dont laugh. Its a meeting with the fairies"
"Fairies? Like the stories we heard when we were little? Man, playing make believe at your age? Grow up"
"Look, i promise its legit. When i was little, i accidentally promised them my life. I was a dumb kid."
"Your life? The fuck does THAT mean?"
"I thought it meant theyd take me away to fairyland or whatever. When i was little i mean. But it turns out it means i have to come back regularly to tell them the story of my life."
"fuckin... Why though?"
"I dont know. I really have no idea why they want to hear about my boring ass life. But they enjoy it, and i guess...I have fun telling it?"
"Huh. Well fuck, i guess we got a meeting to get to."
"Just...dont say anything to them youll regret"
"yeah man, lets see your fairies"