"How fast can you clean this painting I want it done quickly, within a week"
Madam, zhis is not a One Hour Photo kiosk, restoration while you wait, next day delivery, zhis is technical and delicate work, I shall act as if I am not gravely affronted by your query alzhough I should be permitted to slap you wizh a glove for such impertinence
So very true, I should register with a Zunft zhat allows me to do zhat
"€1000 minimum?! Can't you just make it look nice, I wasn't prepared to spend more that €100..."
-smek-
dramatically pulls a lever, dropping them into the piranha tank
if you want custom work, be prepared to pay custom work prices. not everyone is your idiot nephew that lets you pay below minimum wage because you said it's "useful experience for a resume or portfolio"
more places need piranha tanks to dump people into
not zhat well fed piranhas are actually zhat dangerous, but dunk tanking someone still sounds fun








