I doodle zhings
Am Ying
zhis is a link if you wanna praise me
I should put more zhings in here, I was told i seem overly reserved wizh it being so empty

shorter zhan average 88x31

shorter zhan average by @mynotaurus


prolly not active here but
bsky.app/profile/liahzagarl.bsky.social

trans-lykanthropie
@trans-lykanthropie

"How fast can you clean this painting I want it done quickly, within a week"

Madam, zhis is not a One Hour Photo kiosk, restoration while you wait, next day delivery, zhis is technical and delicate work, I shall act as if I am not gravely affronted by your query alzhough I should be permitted to slap you wizh a glove for such impertinence


thecybird
@thecybird

More professionals should be allowed to slap their customers with a glove.


trans-lykanthropie
@trans-lykanthropie

So very true, I should register with a Zunft zhat allows me to do zhat


trans-lykanthropie
@trans-lykanthropie

"€1000 minimum?! Can't you just make it look nice, I wasn't prepared to spend more that €100..."

-smek-


theophage
@theophage

dramatically pulls a lever, dropping them into the piranha tank
if you want custom work, be prepared to pay custom work prices. not everyone is your idiot nephew that lets you pay below minimum wage because you said it's "useful experience for a resume or portfolio"


trans-lykanthropie
@trans-lykanthropie

-cackles at zhem falling into zhe piranha tank-


LiahZagarl
@LiahZagarl

more places need piranha tanks to dump people into

not zhat well fed piranhas are actually zhat dangerous, but dunk tanking someone still sounds fun


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