bottle of eevee shampoo label: eevee vee vee vui vee eevee! vui vui vuvui!
a human cannot read any safety information.
Trainer: "Hey, Serps, is this safe to use on my skin? The weather's been kinda dry and I don't feel like running to the store right now..."
Professor Snek's Serperior Scale Lotion: [Keep your scales perfect and your leaves thriving! Warning: Serperior use only. Extensive use on a human may lead to: irritation, discoloration, increased libido, excessive sibilance, or transformation into a Snivy, Servine, or Serperior. Thoroughly wash affected area to treat; if effects persist, seek further help at your local Pokemon Center.]
Serperior: ...Serp! *nodnodnod*
