I'm so predictable, taking one of the things that's usually a turnoff for me and changing it around so it feels kinda right and fitting by twisting it to the coziest most harmless version of it possible because the sheer dissonance is hilarious and because I just can't bring myself to be mean even in a hot way xd
you know what I'm making this canon, sorta, except it's more of a Throne World situation, personal domain pocket dimension wrought with magic connected to my essence. I just happen to have. Alternate methods of letting folks in. ;3








