-starts brushing my tailfloof, muttering darkly every time zhe brush gets caught in some tangles-
I swear it's like someone statically charges my hair wizh a balloon each time I take a nap....
i know several yinglets zhat are into latex...maybe zhey keep walking by while you sleep?
looks at zhe bag of balloons in her ozher hand
i mean, im one of zhem, but it definitely wasnt me.